I’m Certain I Should Have Started this when I was single
I’m fairly certain I should have started this when I was single. Back in the days when nights and weekends involved hours obsessing over what adorable outfit to wear to the bar in an attempt to capture the attention of the dashing young man standing at the other end of the room right before I pass out and days before I meet him for a proper date and realize he really wasn’t dashing at all. Yeah I’m fairly certain those stories would have been much more interesting. I know this because my girlfriends who are now blogger crazed didn’t even bother to ask me to start my own blog. They asked each other ofcourse because they still have stories that involve deep philosophical questions like why is the current male with geopolitical names such as “Canada” or “Haiti” acting like a complete…well…male. I on the other hand have stories that involve (a) meeting the parents for the first time; (b) the weird illegal who threatened to kill my co-worker; (c) the true significance of the Hero’s finale (a show which my significant other (who never did have a geopolitical name)) forced me to watch. My life really isn’t that interesting. Still, I will NOT be shown up. So damn it I will write a blog and you will all love it!!!!! And if you don’t, well I might just send the crazy illegal to your house.
P.S. Bonus points if you can figure out what I do? J
cheerfulcynic said,
May 29, 2007 at 11:09 pm
For the record, no one *asked* me to start a blog. I was DARED to start a blog by our dear friend’s something-or-other-but-apparently-not-boyfriend in exchange for alcohol. In other words, I sacrificed myself so that someone else could drink for free.
It’s really very noble if you think about it.
And “Haiti” was yours, I might remind you.